Dear God I:m going insane

Hello my dearly beloved and faithful readers of Carmopolice.

I apologize profusely for the lack of scintillating tales of birding, work and inebriation but the gaff hasn`t got internet yet. However, all is not lost and the damn thing should be installed later next week. By then I hopefully should have climbed Mt. Fuji, cured cancer and found myself a woman.

A big congratulations to LJ and Olwen on the birth of their first child, Sarah, who no doubt has a wardrobe full of Cork camogie jerseys and a lifetime membership to John Buckley Sports on de Northside.

The Leurve Machine and de Missus are still waiting for their waterfall the coming of the new messiah. I have my fingers crossed.

I hope all others are well and that the Bale hasn`t fried Pee Wee`s brain yet.

I miss you all and will back on air soon....

The Good Doctor.

ps: any rumors that Cronin, aka de Langer, is seeing stunning birds on Cape are totally based on untruths